Because I am a saint, I'm holding a giveaway over on Goodreads. That's right, even though I've been pleading with you to purchase my book on your own accord, you can enter for a chance to win a free copy. I'm even gonna autograph it! I didn't understand why this kid in elementary school spent recess practicing his fancy autograph signature, but now I'm jealous of him. Mine looks like chicken scratch. Looks like I'm going to be spending my time perfecting my autograph.