Quote of the Day: 05.12.2017
Listen, I know it's been a while, but you know what they say; absence makes the the heart grow fonder. I had to disappear for a while so you knew how much you missed me. Manipulative, right? With a trait like that it's such a shock that I'm single.
Since I'm sure you're dying to know where I've been, I'm gonna tell you, dear internet friends that are probably just my mother; I amputated my ear a la Van Gogh.
Just kidding! Although, I got real close the other day. I've been having wild ear pain that has made me nap the past few days away. But then today, May 12th, the light of my life, Harry Styles, birthed a goddamn beautiful album into this world and life has reentered my soul.
Can I hear out of my ear yet? No, but I'm working on it. But if the sounds of Harry Styles' new album are the last sounds I'll ever hear, then that will have been enough. (I'm only being 75% serious.)