Quote of the Day: 07.08.17
Y'all can tell what a wild day today is by the fact that I didn't even write the right date on the page in my notebook. I'm gonna go ahead and blame the heat for this one. I think I'm melting. I was facetiming and watching Netflix on my computer earlier with my friend and my computer was like, "you gotta chill it is too damn hot."
Anyway, California is slowly killing me. How are you guys? Great. You probably have air conditioning. Whatever. The quote of the day comes from Downward Dog. The best, most sweetest, gem of a show that ABC just ruthlessly canceled. The quote itself is from the show's dog narrator, Martin, talking about the love of his life, his Human. It'll make you laugh, cry, and want to speed over to the nearest shelter and save some lil puppy like Martin.
I'm going to leave you with my favorite joke that is now hitting too close to home from Portlandia: