All About Me

First and foremost…

In this home, we love The Snowman (2017). If no one will make merch for your dumb joke, order a sweatshirt, call your mom, and beg her to embroider a custom Snowman sweater. (I don’t actually love The Snowman, I just love a good bit.)

Anyway, my name’s Tina. I like to write, watch movies, nap, and buy dumb clothes for my dog. I won a middle school poetry contest and I’ve been coasting ever since.

My writing’s all over the web and I’m part of some critics associations (GALECA, OAFFC, IFSCA). Most importantly, I’m Rotten Tomatoes certified which means that I am one of the few, proud critics to give Josie and the Pussycats a “fresh” rating.

Oh, and I’ve written four young/new adult books. Keep forgetting about those.

If you want to chat about movies, dogs, or Bruce Springsteen, you can contact me below.